Here I am trawling the streets of London town looking for a good old arse shagging and when I get home who's waiting? The lovely Denise! Some of you hounds may remember Denise's first photo shoot several days before her wedding a year or so ago. I tried everything to get inside her knickers, but she was all in love. She did tell me that she would take a rain check because, as she said, you never know. Well here she is and no wedding ring. We hardly got started before she grabbed me by the root and I knew I was knocking on heaven's door! If I do say so meself, Denise took a craving to my knarly old knob and scheduled another shoot next week. As you yanks say, she's built like a brick shithouse. I can't wait for seconds!!! Jim Slip