This tall beauty showed up for a portfolio shoot the other day. Checking out those gams, I immediately started getting a chubby and plotting how I was going to turn this softcore photo session into a balls deep exploration of her sexy shaved cooter. Alas, it was not to be. Alicia informed me that she had been made aware of my armorous intentions, and while she was flattered by the attention of my erect root, she was only there becuase of my excellent reputation as a photographer. Damn, no pussy again for the Jimbo. I don't want a good reputation, I want a bad reputation.